My Favorite Chuck Norris Facts
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake…….. After three days of pain and agony ………………the rattle snake died
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.